Something tells me this is not a gesture of kindness!
Quote of the Day: ”Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.” – Frank Lloyd Wright
Something tells me this is not a gesture of kindness!
Quote of the Day: ”Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.” – Frank Lloyd Wright
What if shadows were inverted?
Quote of the Day: ”Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk” - Stephen King
Help Wanted: Needed, one exceptionally skilled knife catcher! Those with poor skills
will be considered as long as they’re exceptionally fast healers!
Quote of the Day: ”Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.” – Terry Pratchett
They get shorter and floppier when they’re less excited!
Quote of the Day: “First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” – Leo Rosenberg
“We have normality. I repeat, we have normality.
Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem.”
Quote of the Day: “Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?” – Bob Monkhouse
When life gives you mud, feel free to get your hands dirty!
Quote of the Week - “That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college!” – Homer Simpson
Those who play with matches are likely to get burned!
Quote of the Day: ”The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Franklin P. Jones
Bail spinners needed! Urgent! Call the Amish hotline ASAP!
Quote of the Day: ”In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.” – Yogi Berra
Wow, it looks like they took out way more than his tonsils!
Quote of the Day: ”I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.” – Woody Allen
I always wondered what they were made out of!
Quote of the Day: “Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering and it’s all over much too soon.” – Woody Allen