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February 4th, 2014 at 7:55 am » Comments Off

Time to change the weather! Quote of the Day: “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch

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January 25th, 2014 at 5:35 am » Comments Off

Note to Self: When dating a bear, always be sure to wear protection! Quote of the Day: “A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.” – Franklin Jones

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January 16th, 2014 at 1:14 pm » Comments Off

If your vision is getting bad, squeezing in a little exercise never hurts! Quote of the Week:  ”Misers aren’t fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors.” – David Brenner

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January 3rd, 2014 at 10:04 am » Comments Off

Maybe pigs can fly! Quote of the Week: “The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.” - Ayn Rand

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December 23rd, 2013 at 1:46 pm » Comments Off

Clearly Van Damme has inspired people everywhere to do a knockoff of his Volvo “splits” ad! Quote of the Day:  ”The tax code is now nine times longer than the Bible, and not nearly as interesting.” – Rob Portman

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December 13th, 2013 at 10:14 am » Comments Off

Funniest joke ever! Quote of the Day:  ”Just an FYI: If scientists invented the legal system, eye witness testimony would be inadmissible evidence.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson

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December 5th, 2013 at 12:15 pm » Comments Off

Help Wanted: Teachers in Afghanistan.  Also Wanted: A School! Quote of the Day:  ”A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.” — Baltasar Gracian

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November 26th, 2013 at 2:42 pm » Comments Off

Now, for my next trick, I present hoover cat! Quote of the Day:  ”Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.” […]

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November 16th, 2013 at 10:15 am » Comments Off

Even before they hacked your emails and phone calls, the NSA had you under serious scrutiny! Quote of the Day: “Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.” — Dame Edna Everage

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November 9th, 2013 at 4:50 am » Comments Off

Much like Dr Frankenstein, she was determined to bring her old clothes back to life! Quote of the Day:  ”We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.” – Robert Wilensky

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