What he lacks in muscle and leg strength, he makes up for in wires …or whatever that is! Quote of the Day:  “All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.” — H. L. Mencken

As always, if your airline seat is not comfortable, just get up and walk around! Quote of the Day:  “The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be.” […]

Sometimes the big picture is even bigger than the BIG picture! Quote of the Day:  ”Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who’ll get the blame.” – Bertrand Russell

When Rex applied for the job as pool security guard, he was imagining far more bikinis! Quote of the Day: “I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.” – Edith Sitwell

“Don’t make me dig out my claws!” Quote of the Day: “A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.” – Baltasar Gracian

Some kids are raised by wolves! This guy, not so lucky! Quote of the Day: “Beware of complexity disguised as a solution.” – Futurist Thomas Frey

Letting nature wash the problems of the world away! Quote of the Day: “If you even dream of beating me, you’d better wake up and apologize.” – Muhammad Ali

What’s the matter, cat got your tongue? Quote of the Day: “Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not by much.” – Buddy Hackett

Time to change the weather! Quote of the Day: “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch

Note to Self: When dating a bear, always be sure to wear protection! Quote of the Day: “A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.” – Franklin Jones