Some kids are raised by wolves! This guy, not so lucky! Quote of the Day: “Beware of complexity disguised as a solution.” – Futurist Thomas Frey

Letting nature wash the problems of the world away! Quote of the Day: “If you even dream of beating me, you’d better wake up and apologize.” – Muhammad Ali

What’s the matter, cat got your tongue? Quote of the Day: “Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not by much.” – Buddy Hackett

Time to change the weather! Quote of the Day: “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch

Note to Self: When dating a bear, always be sure to wear protection! Quote of the Day: “A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.” – Franklin Jones

If your vision is getting bad, squeezing in a little exercise never hurts! Quote of the Week:  ”Misers aren’t fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors.” – David Brenner

Maybe pigs can fly! Quote of the Week: “The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.” - Ayn Rand

Clearly Van Damme has inspired people everywhere to do a knockoff of his Volvo “splits” ad! Quote of the Day:  ”The tax code is now nine times longer than the Bible, and not nearly as interesting.” – Rob Portman

Funniest joke ever! Quote of the Day:  ”Just an FYI: If scientists invented the legal system, eye witness testimony would be inadmissible evidence.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson

Help Wanted: Teachers in Afghanistan.  Also Wanted: A School! Quote of the Day:  ”A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.” — Baltasar Gracian