It was the final match between good and evil, and unless he pulls a groin muscle, evil is about to kick the sideburns off his opponent! Quote of the Day: “It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.” – Douglas Adams  

Something tells me this is not a gesture of kindness! Quote of the Day:  ”Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.” – Frank Lloyd Wright

What if shadows were inverted? Quote of the Day: ”Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk” - Stephen King

Help Wanted: Needed, one exceptionally skilled knife catcher! Those with poor skills will be considered as long as they’re exceptionally fast healers! Quote of the Day:  ”Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.” – Terry Pratchett

They get shorter and floppier when they’re less excited! Quote of the Day: “First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” – Leo Rosenberg

What does “I’m busy” really mean? Janet Choi, CCO of iDone This, writes on her company blog, “going on about how busy you are isn’t conversation and doesn’t lead anywhere except making your conversation partner bored, or worse, peeved.”    

“We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem.” Quote of the Day: “Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?” – Bob Monkhouse

Raymond Alvarez: “We are a nation of laws.” There was a time when another nation found itself confronted with unwanted visitors who ignored their laws. The people fought these squatters and went on to appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court. The Cherokee Nation initially lost its case, but won on subsequent appeal.    

When life gives you mud, feel free to get your hands dirty! Quote of the Week – “That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college!” – Homer Simpson

Those who play with matches are likely to get burned! Quote of the Day:  ”The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Franklin P. Jones