It was the final match between good and evil, and unless he pulls a groin muscle, evil is about to kick the sideburns off his opponent! Quote of the Day: “It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.” – Douglas Adams  

Something tells me this is not a gesture of kindness! Quote of the Day:  ”Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.” – Frank Lloyd Wright

What if shadows were inverted? Quote of the Day: ”Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk” - Stephen King

Help Wanted: Needed, one exceptionally skilled knife catcher! Those with poor skills will be considered as long as they’re exceptionally fast healers! Quote of the Day:  ”Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.” – Terry Pratchett

. Put on a pair of these magic underpants called Fundawear, and you’ll be able to feel your lover’s touch from anywhere on the planet. (Video)    

They get shorter and floppier when they’re less excited! Quote of the Day: “First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” – Leo Rosenberg

Mike Merrill has been selling shares of his self. Since 2008, Mike Merrill has been literally selling himself. Not his body, his self.  The straight-laced entrepreneur has been selling shares of his person at Kmikeym.com.    

“We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem.” Quote of the Day: “Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?” – Bob Monkhouse

When life gives you mud, feel free to get your hands dirty! Quote of the Week – “That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college!” – Homer Simpson

Those who play with matches are likely to get burned! Quote of the Day:  ”The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Franklin P. Jones