It was the final match between good and evil, and unless he pulls a groin muscle, evil is about to kick the sideburns off his opponent! Quote of the Day: “It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.” – Douglas Adams  

Something tells me this is not a gesture of kindness! Quote of the Day:  ”Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.” – Frank Lloyd Wright

What if shadows were inverted? Quote of the Day: ”Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk” - Stephen King

Admiral Lord Nelson How would famous faces from history look if they were alive today?  Historical figures like William Shakespeare, Henry VIII and Horatio Nelson have been given a modern makeover to see how they would look today. (Pics)    

Help Wanted: Needed, one exceptionally skilled knife catcher! Those with poor skills will be considered as long as they’re exceptionally fast healers! Quote of the Day:  ”Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.” – Terry Pratchett

They get shorter and floppier when they’re less excited! Quote of the Day: “First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” – Leo Rosenberg

“We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem.” Quote of the Day: “Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?” – Bob Monkhouse

When life gives you mud, feel free to get your hands dirty! Quote of the Week – “That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college!” – Homer Simpson

Those who play with matches are likely to get burned! Quote of the Day:  ”The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Franklin P. Jones

Bail spinners needed! Urgent! Call the Amish hotline ASAP! Quote of the Day:  ”In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.” – Yogi Berra