Master roboticist Simone Giertz has already invented machines that serve breakfast and machines that chop vegetables. However, she has outdone herself with her latest project: a robot that writes insightful commentary on blog posts and automatically generates social media postings of the highest caliber.
Observe! The machine that will invariably replace all human-generated content on the internet:
Giertz’s proposed use-case for the bot is to argue on the internet on her behalf, but it stands to reason that if the machine can effortlessly execute such a complex task that requires very high levels of intelligence, there is nothing that could prevent it from other complicated jobs previously only doable by humans. Tasks like writing angry emails, generating memes, or even tweeting on behalf of a presidential campaign!
Beware meatbags, the day of our reckoning has come.