Give me another shot of catnip Fluffy, this game is almost making sense to me

Quote of the Day: “Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography.” – Paul Rodriguez

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Be prepared for unexpected landings when you hook a hot air balloon to your house

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Size matters

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Don’t mind me guys

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Stop tickling me! Anaconda, you so silly!

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Even Marilyn sometimes needs a tooshie touch-up

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Crouching girls, hidden tiger

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Every Tuesday there is a sale on duck meat. This is the day before

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“Hey, we can fly!” Fifteen seconds later, after the car hit them, they were indeed “flying”

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Finally, they caught Pacman!

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The Anty Christ

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Back off, that one is MINE!

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Father of the year 1935

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Officiated by whales

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In Charlton Heston’s house, every door is NRA friendly.

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The stink eye I’m giving you is in fact a 30 second head start on the other half of the stink you have coming

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Do you see what I see Captain Lemon Scarf?

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Next stop, your forehead at 75 mph…

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Extreme Tai Chi

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The KFC startup team was a vicious bunch

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LOOK OUT! I SAW A MOUSE! YES! A MOUSE!!!

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…and that’s how kids are made

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Couple of idiots. Hard to tell which one is human

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When racing against giants, make sure they are firmly rooted to the ground

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Swimming pool 24 stories up. Airplane, slightly higher

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When you select a wife from our catalog, it’s best not to pick one that’s just along for the ride

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Some houses don’t have to worry about forest fires

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If you wish to continue your psychological session, please deposit another $100
into the Save The Sea Turtle Foundation bucket.

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Kick back n’ relax

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The fire catcher. Better to catch those fires before they get away

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Look honey, we’ve got wrinkles in all the same places.

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