Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Well, maybe it does
Quote of the Day: “Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.” – Jerry Seinfeld
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Hippos using hippos as water toys
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Lawn ornament tornados are all the rage in Cleveland
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Rich people have a weird sense of humor. “I think I’ll hide his ships here!”
Thirty years later when the ships are found, the laughter begins
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There is no greater freedom than the freedom to expose yourself
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Soon!
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At this altitude, its equivalent to a marathon
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Now where’s that kid that called me a sissy?
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It was one hell of a wedding
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To him, the square root of Pi was always a mystery
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If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. Google maps is not your friend!
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For some reason, cat racing never caught on
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Seems reasonable!
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He didn’t think it was funny… RUN!
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Graffiti without paint
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Thieves! Hey, what are you looking at?
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For those who like swimming in music, the Les Paul Guitar pool
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Baby anteaters, because all of the cute babies were already taken…
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Little know fact. Most storms are based on a dare
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A nose without eyes is like eating with a mouth in the back of your head. Yeah, just like that!
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An indoor swing, because going outside is just plain icky
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Hey look! The kittens grew up
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Now did he say the third path from the left or the third path from the right?
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Bird thief!
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Where rich people and poor people collide
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The stare-down!
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The Iron Man iron
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What do you you mean? Don’t all butcher shops don’t have a 15′ chandelier?
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I think I’ll put the moon here
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A rare photo of mom teaching the little guy the top ten rules for being an elephant
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Someday, he’ll be just like his dad! Drinking beer, watching TV, and eating fish sticks!
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Hey Mr. President! We found your escape pod
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