Janet tried and tried, but she was never able to grow gills.
Quote of the Day – “Make no mistake about why these babies are here – they are here to replace us.” – Jerry Seinfeld
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Will driveless cars ever be able to navigate a road like this?
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Keep up Junior. The deep part is coming up next!
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Of all the days to forget to paint her toenails.
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We are NEVER gonna get on “Dances With The Stars” this way!
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The robot baby training was going smoother than expected.
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Even simple water droplets can be used to explain the expansion of the universe and other quantum physics assertions.
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Waiter! Can we get a booster chair?
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Mexican food reeks havok with the inner walls of your stomach.
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This is my leaf. There are many like it, but this one is mine!
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Knitting, once the ‘go to’ past time for crafty grandmothers, has exploded onto the art snob scene with a vengeance.
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When he purrs, the whole freakin building shakes!
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If you spent a few months in the desert, you might start shaving your camel too!
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Pretty as it may be, these things still suck in tornadic conditions.
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I said “GO CLEAN YOUR DEN!” you deaf idiot.
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Beer. Making guys do crazy things, even at 14,000 ft. (But the party was AMAZING!)
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Orange you glad to see me?
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Rule of thumb: Girlfriends should be more than one of life’s convenient balancing acts
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Jasper simply lowered his head and ran as fast as he could…
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The day it rained bicycles was one for the record books.
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Idea Fruit was starting to catch on, but you still had to avoid the seeds.
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Assess, infiltrate, neutralize.
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Walking up a tree can certainly be challenging.
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I can poop faster than this thing drips!
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And here I though ‘blackface’ was politically incorrect.
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When she hit 44 mph the rig developed a shimmy in the front right tire that resulted in some unexpected activity.
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Now, after 30 years, you can carry all of this in your pocket, but you will never be as ‘cool’ as this guy.
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