Mass suicide in the phone industry. If only they had a way to call for help!
Quote of the Day: “A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.” – Dennis Miller
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VW’s post climate change prototype vehicle.
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Have you ever felt you were in a farmers dreams?
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Never play with a tennis ball after its been in the mouth of a St Bernard.
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Look, you have a great personality, but I think we need to start seeing other people…
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SWM with sparkling personality seeks SWF for long walks on the beach and arc welding interludes…
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Beady eyes Johnson was always the first suspect.
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R’s
only one begins with an R, and none of the words want to stay on the page.
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Oh give me a home where the lions do roam.
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There is definitely something in the water.
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Hey Goldilocks! You’re in the wrong movie.
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Steampunk puppeteers gone wild.
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It was all fun and games until the fangs came out and the blood started squirting.
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One year after the Tsunami and things are still glowing.
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Trump likes to wake to the smell of shredding money in the morning.
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Obesity. Its not just for humans anymore.
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The incinerarium had a great view.
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When Sally told Martha to hold them at bay, this was not how she expected it to turn out.
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After her second Red Bull her feet never touched the ground..
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There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it.
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Longhorn cattle have skinny dreams.
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Cock magnet at age 13.
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Social media can distort your surroundings until they are no longer recognizable.
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“I’m sorry!”
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Ginger initially thought her name came from her grandmother.
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Your GRRRRRREEEAAAAT!
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And to think people only used to dream in black n white.
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Goat-punzel, Goat-punzel let down your goat hair.
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Ready? Go!!!!!!!!!!
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The Dolly Parton brassiere prototype was quite an attraction.
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Illumination does not require observation, but excels with conscious participation.
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