When there’s no where to go but down!
Quote of the Day: “See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too.” – - Linus Torvalds
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A truly great mouse never relies on just one hole
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People who make everyone else jealous are the luckiest people in the world.
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Ok, smile and act happy. And stop looking like penguins
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Putting his artwork into perspective
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one
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Colleges are a place to hang out between high school and becoming a rock star.
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Devious Jake is only as loyal as his options
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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
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Blind photographers need a seeing eye monkey
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Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls… because they can.
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There is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first
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“Hey, I’ve been looking for a girl like you. Not you, but a girl like you.”
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The reason why they sometimes hit a sour note
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Every little kid wants to become a race car driver. This truck is a close second.
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The reason we appear so dangerous is because they’re so totally harmless
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The hall of hams
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The ice man cometh
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Isn’t it interesting that ‘cologne’ rhymes with ‘alone’ and that
‘shadow hat’ rhymes with ‘kinky party girl’
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Their version of the “choose your lobster from the tank” restaurant
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Obviously they were having trouble getting noticed
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I feel a fairy tale coming on…
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Do you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of old shoes that got left behind?
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Even though Apple invented the mouse, the two don’t always get along
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Why traffic lights were invented
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When Redbull can’t keep you awake, resort to extreme measures
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If only flowers were wearable…
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Dripping with happiness
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So when did having a nose stop being a good thing?
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Four concentric circles. The rest is all in your head
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Likewise, this is not animated. It’s all in your head. And so are all the voices.
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