Being crazy is never enough
Quote of the Day: “So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.” – - Dr. Seuss
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What I am looking for is a blessing that is not in disguise
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Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
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Hmmm, what’s another word for Thesaurus?
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There’s a reason why Pandas are on the endangered species list
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If it’s -31 outside, there’s only one thing you can do – wig out!
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When it comes to turtles, the answers are far simpler than the questions
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Life is full of competitions, but it’s best to know which game you’re playing at any given time
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It takes a long time to grow an old friend
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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by
the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is just one example.
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Motherhood is confusing. There’s a fine line between
cuddling and holding them down so they can’t get away. Especially when it’s an odd baby
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Telling people you’d prefer to take the high road is all about
not wanting them to see how badly you screwed up
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Kinda hard to tell where darkness ends and cat begins
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…because there are too many ironies in the fire
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Wouldn’t it be better to just melt dry ice so the swans won’t get wet when they swim?
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Love at first sight may be possible, but it always pays to take a second look.
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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second,
is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. Hey, do you want to go for a helicopter ride?
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Good to the very last dot
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Never cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.
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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a knife that,
thanks to an imbedded computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and
castrate cattle before the dangly parts ever exist.”
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Isn’t it amazing the way the future succeeds in creating an appropriate past?
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It’s so rare that when you’re looking for help, that you think of calling this guy
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Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes
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A brilliantly conceived tattoo is only memorable for a few months longer than a totally stupid one
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I think the sign said “Beware of Ice”
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Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
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Whenever I think of the past, I get someone else’s memories. But life is full of tradeoffs
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory
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A noticeable first impression
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