
With the world collapsing around us, it will be the innovative few
who see brilliant opportunities and take us to a whole new level
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” – - Douglas Adams
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Splinters be damned. I love this bedroom
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Everything comes to those who wait… except a cat
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To live in it or eat it? Tough decision!
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This is why I never drink water, because of the disgusting things that fish do in it
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For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
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It’s okay. These giants will leave our land soon
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Closeup of salt and pepper. Good thing it tastes far better than it looks
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Racing against trucks is like a very tough game of football with no hitting above the waist.
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Architects of grand birdhouses are often disillusioned by the nomadic nature of birds
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Safety first. Always wear a hardhat
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Closeup of the Mona Lisa. Well, maybe not that close
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Woah, it looks like someone is 16′ behind on their ironing
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In a way, this photo is a parody of the whole U.S. economy.
One wrong turn and no one will care what we were hoping to accomplish
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Ever notice that horses have very little respect for shoe salesmen?
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An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery
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To become a true master, you must become one with the game. Wow, what does that even mean?
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Moist owlette
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If your reflection offends you, put it out of its misery?
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Synchronized sleeping, soon to become an official Olympic sport
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Brainwashing. The extra rinse cycle is always a good idea.
Well, that is if you’re still capable of having good ideas
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You can tell a lot about people by the friends they keep
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Diving between two worlds
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Hot and cold running fire
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Its too bad cuteness is only temporary
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No snowflake ever feels responsible for the entire avalanche
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Life is but an illusion. Yes, a very persistent illusion with fish in it,
but none the less, still an illusion
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Makes you wonder what would have happened if you hadn’t noticed!
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I think I forgot something. Hmmm, something seems missing. Oh well, maybe I’ll remember it later
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The human race cannot survive if all humans only live on one planet
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Even the best romance gets better when the voltage is increased
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We will end this brilliant photo series with our own “Seal of Approval”
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