The new plans for the military are both creepy and
freakishly out of touch with the enemies they will be fighting
“Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.” – - Brendan Gill
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Its too bad that we can’t catch happiness just by looking at it
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It’s kind of fun to experience the impossible
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“Chill guys! It’s cool.”
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When the Mechanical Engineering professor handed me this for my final exam, I suddenly
realized I hadn’t studied enough
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Cold hands are the devil’s playground
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Little known fact. Only kids that were never breast-fed grow up to be cops
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Don’t encourage him! Friends don’t let friends sing karaoke!
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For Batman, he needed to find someone who could relate to his own identity crisis
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Deflated!
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Brain dumps never looked so scary
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Basking in its own reflection, it was still a boring city
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..and you thought the circus was just for humans
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In bear country, these hotel rooms were referred to as the “appetizers”
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Gone are the days when becoming a monk only required a secret handshake and a decoder ring
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To hell with swimming
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Recent budget cuts in Cleveland’s fire department have forced them to reinstitute the bucket brigade
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When it came down to either saving his wife or the roo, the roo suggested he flip a coin
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Everybody needs a hug. The guy behind him seems especially huggable
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Gotcha. So close, yet so tauntingly far away.
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Hand soap
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean the balls aren’t out to get you
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A dog playing a game called “cat” using a left-handed mouse…. well, left-pawed.
No really, most dogs are left-handed …err, left-pawed.
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Annoyingly prophetic ceiling mural
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The two puppeteers, no string attached
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…as if working in a cubicle wasn’t annoying enough!
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“There are no maps for where we’re going!”
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In India, passing by another train, has became known as the “cheese grader”
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First snow of the season. Waiting for my wife to get home.
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A sure sign! The end is near!
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