
Wouldn’t it be more fun if every 100th egg came with a surprise creature inside?
“Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.” – - Samuel Goldwyn
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The aliens have landed. Isn’t this the reason why they invented politicians?
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As if cats weren’t already playing enough games with us!
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As most musicians know, you need to see the music before you can make a splash
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Atomic Water: Explosively delicious
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Not surprisingly, when dogs order pizza, they always go for the “ruff” topping
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A journey of 1,000 miles begins by taking your first step.
Hmmm, are you sure about that? I’m pretty sure my first step is going to hurt
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The Cavalry is coming… but it will be a while
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The beauty of the storm paints a misleading face on the menacing evil that lies within.
Or it could just be messing with you
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Dear god, the prophecies have come true. The world will end now!
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The euphoria of political victories is always short lived.
In mere seconds, gravity will once again take hold
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If you plan to reinvent yourself, best to start by removing the dirty stuff
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Confidence is the feeling you get before you know the true extent of the mess you’ve gotten yourself into
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In the “Cave of Impending Doom,” best to think twice before
playing loud music or throwing boomerangs
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There is so much artificial stuff in this world that
fake leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic
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The face of my enemy frightens me, especially when it closely resembles my mother-in-law
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Speaking of resembling my mother-in-law…
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Every story has a beginning, a middle, and an end. This was the beginning.
The end was an obituary. (PS – The middle took 47 years, so we’ll just skip that part)
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Sorry kid, but when you grow up, there will be no jobs for you either.
This is as close as you’ll ever get to doing something meaningful
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Cosmetic heel surgery is now all the rage among short women.
Now if only someone can figure out a shoe for it
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Curiosity killed the cat… any second now… wait for it!
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Wow, librarians today come with a whole different way of offering help
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Best to leave a paper trail
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Once again, one of life’s most beautiful moments has gotten messed up
because of some mouthy little bastard
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Fibonacci has caused more than a few breaks with reality
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You opened it! You deal with it!
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The new CEO of Firefox decided to start with “full immersion”
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Some situations just demand their own line of greeting cards
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Feet are painful enough without adding insult to injury
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Turtle burgers – Today’s symbol for the new slow-food movement
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Perfect martinis …without cracking a smile
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