With lips like cherries and a tongue like strawberries,
she has all the makings of a total fruit cake
“If the crime rate keeps falling, we simply won’t be able to build prisons fast enough.” – - Futurist Thomas Frey
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His decision to wear scuba gear rather than a parachute was one he would soon regret
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Hmmm… there are so few sports that involve cows. Maybe for good reason
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“Checkmate! Now bend over and let me sniff your butt”
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Many wealthy people are little more than the conductors of their own possessions
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If life treats you like a silhouette, at least make all the other silhouettes take notice
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A true adventure always comes from bad planning
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Word of advice. Never try to sing while eating watermelon
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Everybody pities the weak. Jealousy you have to earn.
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Let me show you the meaning of haste
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Boy, those French people sure know how to raise a kid
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Nature’s greatest masterpiece is the elephant. Now if only we can change their political standing
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Monocle
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously
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Up periscope!
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Life is all about the journey, but sometimes it nice to know what’s in the pipeline
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Run for your life!!!!!!!!
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Deep down, we’re all convinced there is a sport that we can excel at
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Question. Is it rude to invite a pig to a pig roast?
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I have always preferred the reflection of life to life itself
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A children’s story waiting to happen
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. But watery eye are the pathway to the soul
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One tired bear
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To her, life was a never-ending stream of irrational obsessions
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All he wanted was to make an impact. The windshield decided to make his dream come true
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A train without a track is like hope without a wallet
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All things truly wicked start with an innocent lab experiment involving leftover genetic material
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The hierarchy of the mustache
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Hey, what’s up here?
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Every day you move to a new page in your life, so pick a colorful one
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Jealousy is an emotion that often happens when we least expect it
