Since the dog-lovers union had protested using real dogs to make the movie
called “Underdog” he switched gears to make “Undercats”
“There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a penciling.” – - Robert Brault
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The original mold for vase design
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Finding people to wash cows was getting harder, so they decided to automate
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“Sorry, but I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.”
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“Someone get this guy a spoon… and an opposable thumb!”
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Without geography, you’re nowhere.
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Even a smart ass can recognize a cute ass
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Today is the last day of SOME of your life. No, wait a minute. This is pretty much your last day.
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“Officer, I’m telling you this is a very common thing. There are lots of giraffes that live in high-rise buildings”
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The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.
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Angry bird training begins at a very early age
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It’s hard to dream of going to other planets when its so difficult to just get across town
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Soon, very soon!
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A gentleman is a man who is able play the accordion but doesn’t.
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If your dog were a metaphor, this wouldn’t be it
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Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
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Keep your friends close, but your enemies even closer…. in miniature form in a bottle
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At times it seems that all of life’s infinite wisdom is within reach, but slightly beyond our grasp.
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Hey honey, is that same show still on TV?
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Hmmm, kinda reminds me of the rock group Limp Biscuit
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Greedy bastard!
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The greatest tragedy in mankind’s entire history may be the
hijacking of morality by video games
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Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.
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As with most forms of art, you are hoping for its popularity to explode. This more than others
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“If opportunity doesn’t knock, find some better knockers.”
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Procreation always begins with fooling around
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Innocent until proven guilty
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Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women,
and even the most foolish women are wise about men
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Finally, a stool designed for people who take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
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Spooning, it’s not just for two anymore
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“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists
on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
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