When Dr. Seuss came up with the idea, this wasn’t what he had in mind
“The only difference between a taxman and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.” – - Mark Twain
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Hey, I know him. Errr, maybe not! Wait, what the hell?
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Yeah, that was my reaction to Donald Trump’s candidacy as well
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What a great invention. No, you don’t look ridiculous. Not really. Well, sort of.
Yeah, you look totally stupid, and Superman will probably hate you.
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Guilty as charged…. for watching doggie porn
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When antivirus is not enough
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Looks like a new TV police show – The Dog Squad
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Sleep roping. Only the very best tight-ropers can kick back and take a nap when they’re tired
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“Oh my God! How much do I owe the IRS?”
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It sticks to the road….. and to the ceiling
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Meanwhile, back in Norway
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Hey honey, I had to borrow your toothbrush, but you can have it back when I’m done?
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The best photos are always taken above the clouds
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Mr Popularity
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The ultimate test of female influence – causing statues to turn their heads
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Obviously, he’s pretty damn angry
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This is exactly the kind of nightmare that give mother-in-laws a bad name
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Dammit piano, you are drunk. Get out of that tree.
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Well known fact: Fat rats are happy rats
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Out-greening the green movement
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Jeepers creepers kid, you sure know how to make guys like us jealous
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Even before WWII the Nazis were experimenting with stormtroopers
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Godzilla cat strikes again
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Your life begins as a bunch of pieces. How you assemble them is strictly up to you
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Terrible bathroom design
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No breakfast is complete without wall eggs
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Full moon neighborhood
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They’re game for any sport that involves scoring
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