As with all cats, the warm fuzzy exterior is merely window dressing for
the cold-hearted manipulating bastard that lies within
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” – - Dave Barry
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If only our personality could be purchased in a can
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If you ever get stuck, your solution may be as simple as releasing your Alpha Dog
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Sometimes its okay to cry over spilled milk
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I’m not sure, but I think he should come with a luggage handle on his back
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Beware of panicky bald little people offering you a ride on the tiny train to nowhere
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Meanwhile back in Australia…
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Clear square bike. Total idiot driver.
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According to “Try My Shrooms” Magazine, toadstools and turtle eggs are one and the same
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Pregnancy is only as much fun as you make it
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Disasters come and go, but the anticipation of one can be breathtaking
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Much like Romeo and Juliet, these star-crossed lovers were violating nearly every law of the jungle
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Somebody, please tell me! Why don’t girls like me?
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As we all know, happiness is not predicated on standing upright
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It was a technology that wouldn’t catch on for another 150 years, all because
plantation owners thought it would put too many slaves out of business
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According to a recent study, 87.2% of nature changes when people aren’t watching
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Very often our hopes and dreams are not in sync with the technology we think will take us there
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The coat was a bargain and, given enough time, he would eventually grow into it
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Warning to Bear Whisperers: Ice likenesses are considered an insult to bears
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The new Swiss Army Assault Rifle comes with an amazing new feature
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Work is never menial if you do it in a way that causes men to drool
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Mysteries don’t just happen, they take considerable planning with lots of upfront costs
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Small babies make great pillows
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Clowns with guns, when armed robberies need an extra dose of sarcasm
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Perspective is something greatly missed when you don’t have it
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What!?!?!?
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The hitchhiking effectiveness experiment was moving into its final phase,
and yes, it was very effective
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