Warning! When eating bubbles, beware of bubbles that smell like your ex wife
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – - Emo Philips
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“I said I was hungry enough to eat a horse, not some cute little puppy, you sick deranged bastard!”
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Everyone has to start somewhere. Maybe not like this, but somewhere
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A Boba Fett chicken standing guard. That is all
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I’ve been training my light to move. But it hasn’t quite caught on yet
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9th row up, 3rd from the left
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A nine-month old head on a two-day old body. Cuteness can be sooooo cruel!
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If you’re a woman and you’re starting to feel invisible,
it may be time to move to another couch
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Giving you the stink eye, but giving this hillside the whole Mr Stinky
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Medical marijuana makes bullet trains fun to watch…
…wow, I just got a huge craving for nachos
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Smurf Dog to the rescue
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He’s gone too far! This time that Puddy Tat is gonna end up more Puddy than Tat!
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Basket Camping – A whole new way to “hang out”
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“ARE YOU LISTENING??? Sit still!!!! I don’t want to hear a another quack out of you!!!!!?”
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“This isn’t right! Redheads are deceptively dangerous. Their smiles make us lose focus.
They’re planning something. This make me nervous…. very nervous”
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Bird droppings are one thing. But if elephants could fly, people would die
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Swingers are made, not born
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Life of a Goat: Year 1 – Look cute. Years 2-25 – Eat cans and stand on the sides of buildings
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Artificial nudist colony
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When the Colonel said, “Cut the crap!” they could think of no better way.
Now where is all that crap that needs cutting?
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Once again his own thumb was trying to escape
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Traffic was bad. So bad that it caused a three-prairie dog pile-up
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The world is full of secrets. But every once in a while she blows her stack
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Police vehicles should always be treaded with the same respect you give your President
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Seems legit!
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Speed limit 16? Seriously?
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Some police cars are not very good at that whole high-speed-chase thing
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Watch out for this guy. Even the sharks don’t like him
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It doesn’t take goalposts to understand why “scoring” is such a big thing with guys
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