The popularity of the Simpsons can only be explained by its weird fan base
Every person’s life consists of a series of dots, and these dots can only be connected by smart people carrying number 2 pencils. Most often people live their entire life without ever getting their dots connected. They simply die having lived their entire life as nothing more that a pile of disconnected dots. Today’s photos are intended to make you feel less connected than ever. Sorry, we’re just not good at that dot thing either. (Pics)
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Math Problem: If the person on the far right has to change the number on his face every year,
and the person standing next to him has to change her number every decade, how many numbers
will have to change before people stop picking on Tiger Woods
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Little known secret – Not all valet parking guys know what they’re doing
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Please mister please! I’ll help you pray for world peace if I can have some more cheese
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The racing part was easy, but stopping usually landed them face-first in the concrete
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Let’s face it, not all eye wear is about improving your vision
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Crossbreeding – Sometimes it yields spectacular results.
Other times, just a dead animal with a giant hole in the side
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All of the kids in Junior Sniper School are trained to blend into their environment
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The in-flight privacy hood worked fairly well but made the user look like a first-class idiot
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Don’t touch my puppy!
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It wasn’t what you’d call a well thought out strategy. Later, after the ship sank and all the
helicopters crashed and the pilots died, everyone finally agreed
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Damn you George Harrison!
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Hey dude! Dogs are not parrots. That sitting on the
shoulder thing is just not natural for a dog
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Sunshade – If only someone could invent a way to attach it to a hat
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In the cat world, this is what they refer to as “kitty porn”
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Yes, I like the part about the gold throne, but I’m still not
comfortable with what they do to my turds
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Every year, the day after hunting season ends, the herd gathers to mourn their fallen comrades
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Guys and thongs go together about as well as running with scissors and drinking martinis
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Two ladies expressing their feelings about the guy in the last photo
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For Winston the Elephant, his stretching exercises were finally starting to pay off
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The coolness of your slick new ride is inversely proportional to the jealousy and envy
seen on the faces of people watching you
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Its a well-known fact, hedgehogs make terrible stowaways
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Who was it that said you can never get too much exposure?
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