In the bird world, royalty is often determined by the caliber of your wingman
As you may have guessed, this guy is just a poser
Some days I find myself laughing for no reason at all. Other days I have a reason, but the reason is totally unrelated to the situation I’m in. And then on those rare occasions I find myself laughing at the right times for all the right reasons. But there doesn’t seem to be any reason for it. (Pics)
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Lunch times were clearly spelled out in the union contract
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Most fish simply refuse to get their flu shots
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Voyeurism has never been so blatant
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Whales often pick on penguins, and eat them. So far, there has never been a penguin
who has fought back and eaten a whale, even though they’re tempted
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Being around Chester was many things, but relaxing wasn’t one of them
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It doesn’t matter, because you can’t have any
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Kangaroos are notoriously bad typers, so its best to start them very young
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Jewelry that eats other jewelry. What will they think of next?
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When you “high five” a whale it’s really confusing because they don’t
have fingers, so it’s really just a “high one”
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Some of life’s most important moments happen because you can’t decide what to do next
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They called him the Tree Bender. Most trees feared him
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Some networking events happen in the most unusual places
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When it comes to making a statement, it’s all in the nozzle.
That’s right, it’s all in the nozzle
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Step one – balancing the homework. Step two – wax on, wax off
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Beware of glaciers masquerading as a stop sign
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It is perfectly reasonable to not trust your bank.
It is also perfectly unreasonable to store $8.7 million under your mattress
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So far, no one has invented Rogaine for regrowing feathers
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Mercedes cars often get vandalized because the drivers are first class snobs. For this reason,
Mercedes has invented the new wall-parker cars so the drivers can be even snobier
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Spiderman’s grandmother wasn’t much good at fighting crime,
but she had a great knack for spotting shoe sales
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