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August 24th, 2009 at 11:43 am

Glow In the Dark Toilet Paper

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Perfect for your next power outage

Surely with this technological breakthrough, humanity has finally reached the pinnacle of a new and great scientific age. For years man has struggled with wiping his butt in darkness. But no more. Glow In The Dark Toilet Paper has arrived. Surely it is reverse engineered alien technology.

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No longer will power outages stop you from doing your business. You’ll see that glowing roll of tp shining like a beacon. Other ways this will improve humanity: People with tp attached to their shoe get ten times funnier, and tp’ing someones house is now more spectacular at night.

We live in a great age my friends. Each roll costs about $8.

Now your life is complete.

Via - Geekologie

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