
Distorting time and space with the enormous powers of tequila
Much of life around us is an illusion, and we spend time arguing over which of our illusions are more correct. We are here to tell you to get over yourself and try a new illusion every once in a while. This weeks photos are all about you and your silly illusions. (Pics)

Fate is a terrible thing, especially when you see it coming,
and signs along the way are mocking you

Oddly enough, the Eskimos inside were in the market for a refrigerator

Some cats are more than a little addicted to Twitter

Guns don’t kill people. It’s people who kill people. Well, except for this
baby. It just hates people. Especially people hiding in far away places.

For Claire, breakfast was never complete without spending a few
moments listening to raw feeds of cosmic waves without her tinfoil hat

The sign law enforcement team felt certain there was some sort of infraction
here, but none of them could agree on what it was

It wasn’t so much about being contrary,
he just liked the way the guy behind him smelled

The coaches all agreed that it would be a great new way to
train gymnasts to perform on the balance beam

All along it had been a bitter battle between man and nature, but that whole
bitterness thing just took a weird left turn

The only known way to stop a Paris Hilton stalker

Making his way through the streets with a
fresh shipment of Hemorrhoid Helper

As a fashion designer, Peter’s clothing was often
confusing and hard to pee out of

Even though this was an innocent infraction, the law of the land
strictly decreed that anyone vomiting in the presence
of the Queen must be beheaded

The Rail Taxi was one of those great ideas that never caught on because,
basically, the trains did the same thing for far less money

Every morning the donut truck got pulled over 5-6 times, mainly because this
was the only city in the country where donut bribery was still legal

Mr Norbit alway knew that when the doctor put on his
rubber gloves, it wasn’t going to be pretty

Secretly every young boy wants to grow up and marry a contortionist





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